My First Date I'm Speechless Interview : June 13th 2012

You dated a hooker !

Yes darling. That's what I did.

Trying to hint me with something ?

Ou. No . . . Of course not. I love you . . .  Tif, darling . . . so deeply. 

Jack. 

But, I did date a hooker.

I see ?! Well . . . darling . . . what was it like ?

Just like with any other woman. Except sex.

Lots of good sex, huh ?

No darling. It goes the other way. When you work and make money with sex, you do not live in a desperate need. Like some mid-aged woman. You get more than enough during the working hours.

* * * *

You told me, that when you were young, you were a man of principle. How did a man like you get involved with hooker ?

By an accident. She never told me what she did for a living.

If she didn't told you, how do you know, what she did ?

By an accident. An acquaintance saw us together, he didn't know how close she was to me. So he revealed her secrets to me.

What did you do after you found out ?

Asked her to leave the business, and get something else for a work.

You didn't dump her ?

No. She got herself another job.

And you continued your booze drinking and fun making ?

Yes that's what happened. I think that eventually she got bored with me, too. And left me.

You think.

Don't remember the events from the last evening very well. Heavily intoxicated. Black outs in the memory sector.

And eye corners too ?

Don't remember, don't think so.

* * Meaning of life * *

What is the purpose of life ?

To get married and make children. Make sure that human race do not vanish from earth. Christians have also this strange explanation for the meaning and purpose of the life. In their Holy Book.

Christianity do not favor individuals and their personal needs from the next generations and the future of the human race. Either.

* * My first date * *

Suppose you are on your first date. And you run out of the words, what would you do ?

I would try to find a subject, from which my date would be interested in.

What would you say ?

There are few things from which people are usually willing to talk. And from which they have something to say. 

Like what ?

Things you do. If you for example are in school, you are very familiar with school and school life.  It is easy for you to talk about it. If you working you are familiar with work life and your work mates. 

Another things are the hobbies and things with great interest.

A person you hate from the bottom of your heart. She or he is also a thing with a great interest.

Yes. Of course. But you were asking about the things, I would do and say on my first date. I wouldn't bring these issues to the talks. 

On your first date ?

On my first date. 

Making some inquiries about the school, work and hobbies . . . on your first date . . . is also very good way to get familiar with your date.

And the way she is.

Yes . . . And when you are out . . . On your first date . . . There is usually a limit for the maximum time you can keep the conversation going. 

Time limit for talks ?

Yup. After you have spoken about two hours, you are almost certain to run out of words and subjects. 

But if you are having an evening with your date. In a restaurant or somewhere else, the date evening is usually longer than two hours.

That's true. When you know the limits, you can prepare yourself for them.

You must invent some other activities for the evening too.

Like dancing.

Like dancing. Dancing is a good way to get close to your date. Spend some time together. Without being embarrassed by the quiet moments of the date night.

* * Indians * *

Jack. Who's that girl in the picture ?

She's an Indian.

Indian Indian ?

No. A native born north American . . .  Indian.

Antenna guys and gals, you talked about antenna guys and gals in the blog ?

Well. When I was twenties, it was cool to have many long antennas in your car. Tele-tubbies have small antenna like things over their heads.

* * * *

You talked about the girls best friend. Stiff dick, ready to fuck, or what ?

Ou. That classic. 

Yes . . . I mean. No. No. No. 

In the movie classic the girls best friends were diamonds. Just like they usually are said to be.

In the movie there was a couple, two thieves. Man and woman. Much like Arsene Lupin. Thieves stole valuables, like diamonds, from the rich people. The woman picked and seduced rich men. Whilst the woman and the rich man were having wild  . . .

. . . Thank you. Jack. That's enough. Got the picture.

Yes of course darling . . . Sorry . . . You got the picture . . . And I got  exited . . . from my favorite issue.

* * Smoking Hot * *

You often talk about weed, when you smoke cigarettes.

Cigarettes are weed, drugs or intoxicating stuff.

Really.

You get addicted to cigarettes. And when you smoke your first cigarettes you get a bit dizzy.

Dizzy ?

Yes Tiffany darling. When you smoke your first cigarettes, you usually feel like you had taken few drinks.

Indians, who found use for the cigarette leaves, used cigarettes as medicine.

I think, that Indians had a point in their view. When I have something demanding to do, I usually smoke more than usual. Besides, when you get nervous, smoking a cigarette calms you and makes you feel better.

Brain works ?

Yes. It seems to help in jobs, where you would need some brain power. It is also the only drug-like thing, which does not have negative effect to your brain power. If you take booze or drugs, you get dizzy, and you loose your brain power.

Cigarettes are dangerous.

So is the air you breath on the street. Smoking few cigarettes a day is not going to kill you.

- - Drug dealers - -

Tif darling, do you know, who are the biggest drug dealers in the world ?

No. Colombians or Russian mafia ?

Weep ! Wrong answer. The biggest drug dealers of the world are doctors and drug companies. Companies which are supposed to make medicine and heal people.

You got your brain damage from the short term usage of the common medicine.

That's what they say.

 

Well, what else did they say ?

They said . . . that to the native born God's creation everything is kids play. Like giving some growth to the World's economies.

Did you believe them ?

What can you do when the native born creation work talks and acts with a great wisdom and bold attitude in the voice.

What did you do ?

Asked them show some evidence for the bold words and activities.

What happened ?

The usual. When they were asked to show some real power to the world, they failed. Words are words and results are results.

And ?

And the only thing they were capable of doing, was to drive the world economies to a new recession.

Why did you that ?

I did the least I can. I tried to save them from being Eve-like sinners. 

Jack . . . seriously ?

Yes . . . the results from the things they are doing, are doomed as one of the worst sins you can make. In their very own Holy Book, the Bible.

Wow. What will happen to them after the failure ?

They are free to burn in Hell.